How many total songs?

4,969 (hehe 69)

Sort by song title – first and last?

First: ABC - Glee Cast

Last: 2000 Volts - Big Bad Voodoo Daddy

Sort by time – shortest and longest?

Shortest: Bonus Track - Ani Difranco (0:04)

Longest: All Day (the Album) - GirlTalk (1:11:05)

Sort by Album – first and last?

First: Absolution - Muse

Last: 2205 - Sick of Sarah

Sort by Artist – first and last?

First: A-Ha

Last: 98 Degrees and Stevie Wonder

Top five played songs?

Life Less Ordinary - Carbon Leaf
Grey Sky Eyes - Carbon Leaf
Baby, It’s Cold Outside - Glee Cast
Proud - Heather Small
Teenage Dream - Glee Cast

Find the following words. How many songs show up?

Sex: 32

Death: 41

Love: 196

You: 522

Home: 32

Boy: 110

Girl: 96

I have no explanation for this, so I'm just going to put it out there and leave it at that.

World's first sex college opens in Vienna Austria

I was looking through my bookmarked and favorited fics, so many of them have gone the way of so many internet things, lost forever to time and space. But one of my favorites was still there, and I decided that it was time to share it.

It is from 2003, I'm going to try not to think about how long ago that was (it was actually posted Nov 24th, 2003-exactly 8 years ago), and just say that it is a fantastic, well-written fic in which a very true-to-show Brian muses about what could have been, if he had been different. It is just so so wonderful, and only about 2,000 words, so its a quick read. Love or Something Like it by Ragingpixie

Then some amazing fic from the fandom that has completely consumed my life, Klaine (Glee). Admiller is the most amazing brilliant author that fandom has. She has a Hogwarts/Harry Potter Crossover and Badboy!Kurt (my personal favorites) and absolutely the most drool-worthy fabulous porn series: Tell me what you... Right now it is a 4-part (with the 5th almost done) AU series with Kurt as a prostitute and Blaine as an uptight business man. It is essentially just porn, lots and lots of porn. The characters are based off the Glee characters, but following the show is unnecessary for loving this series. Tell Me What You Want

Finally. Do you remember the great fucking debate? No? Well go HERE NOW! To read it. happier_bunny and xie_xie_xie had a debate about which scene was hotter the ice-cold truck sex or the warm-orange-glow sex. The answer, fandom wins! It is hilarious and so much fun to read!

Title: At The County Fair
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Kurt/Blaine
Spoilers: Through S2
Word Count: 2300
Summary: Kurt and Blaine take a summer trip to the county fair.
Author’s Note: A huge thanks to kay_jay_dee for beta’ing this for me. This was written quite a while ago, and I'm just getting to it now.

( At The County Fair )

In Michigan essentially a pro-bullying law was passed today. It is a law that protects bullying on the basis of religious or moral grounds. So essentially all bullying of LGBT teens/youths/kids is justifiable and can't be punished under the grounds of the new law.

I am so mad right now I can't even see straight.

I agree with pretty much every word Sen. Gretchen Whitmer says in this video.

Homophobia, I mean. Or maybe that is a bit extreme, but still, dislike of gays and lesbians and bisexuals, and transgender people is everywhere. This is not news. What is, is the fact that I was just the victim of it, for doing NOTHING wrong.

Here's the story. I was out on a date, with a girl, and I am also a girl. We had a drink, had some great conversation and good laughs. Then next to her car, we have a goodnight kiss. This is a fairly innocent kiss, hands are all in appropriate places, above the waist, all clothing is still completely on, and we were kissing for at most two minutes. Nothing serious, in fact I've seen worse in public.

A police officer drives up and says, "Can you guys take this someplace else?" and drives off. I was just shocked that a police officer would take the time to do this, we weren't doing anything inappropriate.

So not only am I upset that my lovely kiss was ended too soon by this asshole, more so I am upset that LGBT people still have to put up with this bull shit. Kissing is not a crime, or at least in the US it isn't, and it shouldn't be a crime.

Why is it still ok for police to stop LGBT people from kissing in public? Why to gays still get heckled by people when they hold hands in public? Why do we still have to put up with this shit? And the best question: when will it change?

I feel the need to watch some end of S3 QAF now and try really hard to not make Stockwell jokes...

I have just finished the most amazing Glee AU. This fic has literally taken me on a journey, and it may have changed my life just a little bit, and I'm not exaggerating this part. I really feel different after having read it. It is the first thing that I have ever read that actually made me cry. It is so good, it hurts like a mother fucker, but it is so good.

I just finished the first section (36 parts) of a larger work, that is incomplete. It is set in 1959 Ohio and it is more than just a fan fic-it could stand on its own as a beautiful romance between two gay men in Ohio in the 1950/60s.

I encourage all my fellow Gleeks to read it, as well as anyone who wants to read a really really outstanding historial-ish fic about two boys who fall in love.

Here is the Series Page, including the Prologue

Does anyone have some puffs and super fluffy happy fic?

I am working on a Glee Klaine (Kurt/Blaine) fic and about a third of the time that I try to type Blaine, I end up typing Brian. The oddest part is that Blaine and Brian could not be more different gay male characters. I think their gayness is where their similarities end. Clearly Brian wants me to write something about him again.

I'm not sure how many of you saw it, however, Twitter and Tumblr nearly broke on Sunday night. There was epicness going on in the Gleedom. The gleeks, like myself (and kay_jay_dee (who has been hiding for too long :( )) freaked out over two words: they kissed. Who is they? Kurt/Blaine AND Brittany/Santana. Yes, there were two gay kisses on Saturday night at the Dublin show of Glee Live. I wish I was there.



When I saw the video, I literally squee'd aloud. I am still kinda bouncing two days later!

Also-if you enjoy my particular brand of crazy, you can follow me on Tumblr- http://strikingwhitetextonblackkeys.tumblr.com/ The name is a reference to a christian game show network's prize (in about 2004) they were going to give away a keyboard with "Striking white text on black keys" and the way they said it, it was as if the idea was new...

So according to the internet, and because clearly the internet knows everything, today is Femme Appreciation Day! So to all my fellow femmes out there, and every lesbian and queer person, Happy Saturday and Femme Appreciation Day!

This is the flower and new vase I bought for myself today! :)

So qafmaniac posted about a drabble machine on teh interwebz, and oh man. It is just awesome! She had fantastic results, and mine are well, depressing and just silly. I think this is how I am going to write all fic from now on, just FYI.

The Adventure Of The Lion

Blaine and Kurt were out for a healthy Valentine's walk under the sheets. As they went, Kurt rested his hand on Blaine's lip. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so loud, Blaine was filled with rustic dread.

"Do you suppose it's porceline here?" he asked epically.

"You handsome silly," Kurt said, tickling Blaine with his motorcycle. "It's completely simple."

Just then, a quiet lion leapt out from behind a lavender and sang in Kurt's ear. "Aaargh!" Kurt screamed.

Things looked sexy. But Blaine, although he was fabulous, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a songbook and, like a sweet summer's breeze blowing through a meadow of cat's tails, sang to the lion seductivly until it ran off. "That will teach you to sing at innocent people."

Then he clasped Kurt close. Kurt was bleeding beautifully. "My darling," Blaine said, and pressed his lips to Kurt's finger.

"I love you," Kurt said huskily, and expired in Blaine's arms.

Blaine never loved again.

*Edited for some grammar mistakes*

Sadly I couldn't make it to Chicago Pride this weekend (after how much I worked last week, there is no way I would have been able to stay awake). But I did get to go to Pittsburgh Pride 2001!

There is nothing quite like episode 204 to make me feel all full of pride!

So last night was RuPaul's Drag Race Tour. And it was fucking fabulous! There are no other words to describe it, FUCKING FABULOUS!

Here is, as requested, a full recap of the show and some pictures! ( Click here for the FABULOUS )

In other drag related news, starting on Monday, RuPaul's DragU is back for a second season, and it is going to be amazing! I missed my Monday-but-I-actually-watch-it-online-on-Tuesdays Drag!

It was Rachel Maddow's best new thing in the world, and it really is the best thing in the world right now! The "children's" book Go the Fuck to Sleep as read by Samuel L. Jackson.



I am going to have to watch this every night before bed now.

This video is circling the internets today, and I can not think of anything cuter!



*iz ded from teh cute* This is the kind of kid I would want to raise if I had kids. He is going to grow up and be the next Kurt or Blaine! So sweet!

Yesterday someone tweeted a link to some seriously wonderful Kurt/Blaine AU awesomeness. And after reading all 18,000 words of it in one sitting at about 2am, I need more awesome K/B fic. I have already read everything from this author, so I could use some good recs. Does anyone know of any? You will be my favorite!

PS-I just realized that I have never used this tag combination together before. I think this needs to change, I also had a super adorable idea for some K/B fic that I may have to write...

I was looking at my calendar earlier today, and June is looking like it is going to be an awesome month. There are so many fun things going on. :)

Next week I get to go back to my apartment and get back to my every day life, but I also have a week of "vacation" left (I'm still not sure visiting my parents is vacation...) But there is some awesome new porn posted at bj_action (If you haven't seen them, you should go check them out!

The first weekend I get back is Michigan Pride. I am super excited to go to a smaller pride, than the 3rd biggest in the country that I have been going to. I am looking forward to seeing all the local people as well as celebrating pride for the FIRST TIME this summer.

Then the following week I start my two summer jobs-giving language placement tests to college freshman and being in charge of all of the kids language camps over the summer.

Then on the 16th I am going to Chicago to go to RuPaul's Drag Race Tour, where Raja, my not-so-secret Drag Queen lover is going to be, along with Manila and Yara. I am so excited, I can hardly wait. I am pretty sure I have professed my love of drag shows, in particular Drag Kings, but really all gender fuckery. And to see famous drag stars just makes it all the better. The only things that could make this better would be if a) Ru were there herself or b) Adam Fucking Lambert was there to support Raja. I know neither will every happen, but hey, a fangirl can dream right?

The following weekend is the Chicago Pride, and I am going to that with a large group of friends. I am really excited to be able to go to TWO pride celebrations this June, and I get to see friends I haven't seen in months.

I only hope that all of these things are as awesome as I am expecting!

Oh! Then there is the S4 premiere of True Blood! So much awesome!

*happy dance* :D

PS-I survived my first year of grad school, and I have a topic for my MA thesis!

I'm not quite sure how, but I have survived my first year of grad school. (Well, almost. Two papers to edit in the morning and then handing them in)

I'll write a more coherent post this weekend, after my brain has re-solidified after the mush it turned into this week. But I didn't fall off the earth, I'm still here!

Earlier today on Twitter, qafmaniac was talking about how she was going to eat Currywurst and drink beer. I was sad, because I haven't had this delicacy in way too long, so the lovely michira_70 suggested that I make it myself.

So I went to the store, got tons of new spices (which in itself is exciting and fun) and made Currywurst! It was delicious! *happy sigh*

Do you want to make some for your self? Here is the recipe. My only suggestion is to only use one 15oz can of tomato sauce, I only used two and ended up throwing a bunch of sauce away.

I was also wondering if anyone would be up for a QAF episode on Thursday night?